Hey Kids!
HONK! HONK!I'm Wacky the Logic Clown and I like to laugh! Don't you? Florence and David don't tell enough jokes and riddles on the radio show!
Ha! We'll show them!
Q: "What goes up but doesn't come down?"
A: "Your age!!!!!!"
Q: "What's worse than a worm in an apple?"
A: "Half a worm in an apple!!!!!!"
Q: "What did one pickle say to the next when they got married?"
A: "Dilly beloved!!!!!!"
Q: "What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a pet?"
A: "A flying car pet!!!!!!"
Q: "Why are fish so smart?"
A: "Because they travel in schools!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?"
A: "To see time fly!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the detective say when he packed his suitcase?"
A: "Case closed!!!!!!"
Q: "What do you get when you cross a giant and a skunk?"
A: "A BIG stink!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the mummy say when it was crying?"
A: "I want my mummy!!!!!!"
Q: "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?"
A: "A dino-snore!!!!!!"
Q: "Why does Ruldolph have a red nose?"
A: "He held his breath too long!!!!!!"
Q: "Why is an apple red?"
A: "It held it's breath too long!!!!!!"
Q: "Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?"
A: "Because she ran away from the ball!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the chewing gum cross the road?"
A: "It was stuck to the shoe!!!!!!"
Q: "What do you call lots of dogs in a parking lot?"
A: "A barking lot!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the girl throw a clock out the window?"
A: "To see time fly!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the dirt say to the rain?"
A: "If you keep this up my name will be MUD!!!!!!"
Q: "What do you call a cow on the ground?"
A: "Ground Beef!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the polite mouse say at dinner?"
A: "Cheese and thank you!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?"
A: "It ran out of juice!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the sick banana say to the mom banana?"
A: "I don't peel good!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the get into the pizza business?"
A: "Because he wanted to make some dough!!!!!!"
Q: "Where does a skunk sit in church?"
A: "In the pew!!!!!!"
Q: "What is black and white and red all over?"
A: "A penguin holding its breath!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did the rooster cross the road?"
A: "To prove he's not a chicken!!!!!!"
Q: "What is black and white and read all over?"
A: "A Newspaper!!!!!!"
Q: "What did one mathbook say to the other mathbook?"
A: "I have problems!!!!!!"
Q: "What do polite monsters say at dinner?"
A: "Pleased to eat you!!!!!!"
Q: "What did the fries say to the chicken?"
A: "Ketch up!!!!!!"
Q: "Why did Andy cross the playground?"
A: "To get to the other slide!!!!!!"
Q: "What is black white and red all over?"
A: "A penguin holding its breath!!!!!!"
You can tell me a joke or riddle right here! If it makes me laugh, I'll put your name up on
"Wacky's Wonderful Wall of Wit and Weirdness!"
Make it good, or I'll squirt you with my super soaker!
HONK! HONK!
Just type your joke or riddle, your first name or nickname, and your town or school. That's all. No last names please! Unless your last name is Logic Clown like mine! Hah!
HONK! HONK!